My fire chief asks how you eat a whole elephant
because it’s May, and we’re dragging our boots
when we should be testing hose.
I read a story about a man who nearly ate
an entire 1971 Ford Maverick.
Lessons in absurdity are unforgettable.
For instance, living with others in 24 hour shifts
is the same as being married to someone
you didn’t choose. Therein one finds
grace in walking softly to keep the peace.
My six month old son watches my navel-gaze,
drooling as he gobs
his stuffed elephant’s trunk into his mouth,
grinning at what he knows too well.
One bite at a time.